i like my coffee hot and my potus normal

Things that are true about leaks (the Donald Trump addition):

1) Leaks that oppose Donald Trump are bad
2) Leaks that support Donald Trump are good

Things that are true about newspapers and journalists:

1) Newspapers and journalists who say nice things about Donald Trump are good
2) Newspapers and journalists who say negative things about Donald Trump are bad

Things that are true about my morning coffee:

1) The longer my coffee sits out, the colder it gets
2) The colder my coffee gets, the more I don’t want it

Applying this logic to Donald Trump:

1) The longer Donald Trump acts like a child on Twitter, the less presidential he becomes
2) The less presidential he becomes, the more I don’t like him

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